Axe

The Axe is a free melee weapon that you can find on the second floor of Dan's Weaponry. It's just a regular fire axe covered in blood, if you get a random crit on someone with 0 HP they will get decapitated. Players used to get decapitated instantly after a random crit, but now the axe has been nerfed to only 50% more damage on a random crit.

Backstory
After whoever worked on the second floor got murdered and dragged into the secrets room, the killer left behind the axe.

Upsides

 * It's free
 * It does more damage than the fists
 * It has a 8% chance of a random crit that deals 50% more damage

Downsides

 * Weakest weapon in the game after fists
 * Smallest hitbox in the game

Tips

 * If you're low on money this is a good weapon to grind it all back